MUSIC
It’s not only wandering minstrels that provide the music menu at universities. Many students — and not just music students — can knock out a tune or two for themselves.
In fact, that’s how some of the best bands started — from Blur (Goldsmiths College) to Underworld (Cardiff Uni).
It’s not just a chance to meet a bassist and drummer (who’re also into your favoured mix of indie folk and garage) to complete your innovative new group. Universities (or more usually students’ unions) also provide the rooms and the opportunity to rehearse and the platform for your first (and maybe last) gig. Not everywhere offers the same opportunities though.
Of course, music’s not all about bands. Many universities have an orchestra, a choir, string quartets, even an opera group.
But as with bands, it’s not simply a matter of the other people, but the facilities, the rehearsal space and the potential audience.
And again, tastes and facilities are not the same everywhere, so if music is your food of love, play on by picking the right university.
Inevitably, extra-curricular music tends to have more tempo where there’s an up-beat academic music department.
MEDIA
Most universities have a student newspaper and many of them have been around for years — longer even than many of the nationals.
They’re populated with eager student reporters desperate to get relevant experience so they can break into the profession when they graduate, alongside others, just as eager, doing it for the wheeze. But they don’t just need journos — people are needed to handle ad sales, distribution, design and so on, so there are opportunities galore.
The styles of student papers vary as much as they do in Fleet Street — there are tabloidy gutter dwellers and high fallutin’ papers of record, propaganda sheets for the union or the university and independent bastions of integrity. Some universities, such as York, even have competing newspapers and many have not only newspapers, but arts magazines, creative writing magazines and even wood-wasters for individual clubs and societies.
Thanks to desktop publishing and colour printing, the standards reach professional heights (as the annual awards ceremonies show — yes, even student journos have their own Oscars), but also depths so low that the only place appropriate for some student papers is the toilet — although, fortunately, that’s a great place for them to get read. Captive audience, you see. (Gossip and what’s-on flyers tacked to the backs of loo cubicle doors are quite common and are known, inevitably, as bogsheets.)
But the press don’t have a media monopoly.
Many universities have their own radio stations. Sometimes they have FM licences and broadcast locally as well as on campus. But at other places, it’s a couple of guys playing their own records and transmitting a signal so weak that it barely makes it out of hearing range. Still, it’s better than nothing for trying out your fabadozie pop-picker DJ stylie.
There’s even student TV and, even though they usually broadcast on a closed circuit and with a budget that even Channel 5 would consider tight, the conditions have forced some university stations to get pretty inventive.
Not only are student media great fun to make — you have to wonder whether the readers, listeners and viewers enjoy it as much as the writers, editors and producers — they can be a big help in landing a job in the media. As often as not, rather than do a degree in media studies, you’d do better to study something totally different and throw your heart into the university newspaper, radio or TV station.
If you’re thinking along these lines, be careful you don’t get landed working for a paper that’s still produced with a John Bull printing set and which reads like a school magazine where everyone played truant. Choose a university with facilities and a reputation in media.
CHARITY
If you see a bunch of people dressed as tarts, vicars, nurses and Frankenstein’s monster pushing a hospital bed down a street, waving and rattling tins, there’s a good chance they’re students.
If you see someone walking along being apparently followed by a gnome, there’s a good chance they’re both students.
And if you see naked parachutists with water pistols, there’s a good chance they’re students, too.
This isn’t only because students are weird. It’s often all in the dubious name of charity or ‘rag’, as most universities call the student organisation that arranges these and many similar stunts in an effort to raise funds for good causes.
And it’s no mean feat. Some individual student rags — through sponsored events, sales of merchandise and rag mags (usually cheaply produced and stuffed with highly un-PC jokes) and other fund-raising activities which regularly push the boundaries of legality — raise over two-hundred thousand quid a year.
It’s only the best — such as Loughborough — that hit that kind of target. Most do well to get into the tens of thousands but, given how poor students are, that’s not bad. Students’ own poverty has, however, seen a few rags dwindle and die.
Much to the relief of lecturers, university authorities, the local population and the police, often the effort is focused on a single week (rag week) of mayhem and disruptive antics.
By the way, if any of this sounds familiar, the tame-by-comparison Comic Relief was inspired by student rags (with a bit of Band Aid thrown in).
COMMUNITY ACTION
Rags may be fun with the excuse of doing good, but at many universities the students do good with the excuse that it’s also fun.
Some community action organisations in universities involve hundreds, even thousands of students in projects that help the elderly, the sick, kids, people with disabilities, the homeless and deprived, prisoners, environmental projects or the local community. They’re run by students (working with community groups) and often there’s a student sabbatical to oversee them.
Hull University and Leeds are especially lively, while at some universities there’s no such programme at all and, all too often, the town-gown relationship suffers as a result.
DRAMA AND ARTS
Universities often have certain cliques. There are the political hacks, the sporty yahoos and there are the thesps.
Not every university has them, but those that do are often quite pleased about it because they often provide high standard entertainment, producing and acting in plays, musicals, light opera, dance, comedy revues and stand-up.
Where there’s a drama course, there’s usually a glut of thesps — or luvvies, if you prefer — not least because there’s usually a well-equipped theatre and rehearsal rooms.
But thesps don’t need theatres — they’ll find anywhere to perform, from halls to lecture rooms, or even outside. However, a theatre’s usually a good starting point to prick theatrical sensibilities and get the star-struck strutting their stuff upon whatever makeshift stage they can find. Some universities, especially if they don’t have a theatre, never manage to lure the thesps into the limelight.
The highlight of the theatrical year for students is usually the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, where there is a proud tradition of performing student productions to average audiences of three American tourists and a dog.
Student theatre is often a lot more professional than your regular am dram and it’s a classic example of an opportunity for those with a little talent (or sometimes a lot) to have a go at something they’d never risk professionally — although many, in fact, do. That doesn’t just go for the actors, but for the directors, designers, lighting technicians and other backstage boys and girls too.
RELIGIONS
Universities are a slice of life and in every slice you have your fruits, your nuts and your cherries. Push doesn’t mean to imply anything by that other than that all the variety of life — including a range of religions — is represented in UK universities.
Some, such as Durham (with its huge cathedral and historical Anglican ties) have a strong Christian presence (especially at St John’s College). Others, for some reason, attract large populations of Jews (Manchester and Leeds, especially), Muslims (the School of Pharmacy, for instance), Hindus and every other flavour of faith you can imagine.
Most universities have at least one chaplain, usually an Anglican to start with, then perhaps adding others such as Roman Catholics, ecumenical, interdenominational, Methodists, Presbyterians, Orthodox and Reform Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains and so on as necessary.
Some universities have a chapel, too, and often a mosque or a prayer room — and, of course, there may be other worship shops locally.
Depending on whether there are enough god-squadders, there may well be religious clubs of every hue. In fact, you sometimes need to watch out for religious groups on campus — sects and cults have been known to target students.
Religion may be something you can carry with you, but if the trappings of a particular place to pray and fellow believers to do it with are important to you, you may want to rule out anywhere that doesn’t meet your creed needs.
DEBATING
For some students, seminars and SU meetings provide more than enough argumentative chit chat, but some universities also have a talk-shop that’s more than your regular club or society.
There are, for example, the Oxbridge debating unions — not to be confused with their students’ unions — where formal debates take place (often in black tie) before the audience votes on who won and then goes home and forgets about it. There’s often a fairly right-wing flavour to it all.
Oxford Union, in particular, has attracted some pretty awesome names either to debate or just to give talks, including, for instance, Bill Clinton, Nelson Mandela and Kermit the Frog. Many former Union Presidents — such as Ted Heath and Benazir Bhutto — have gone on to be as famous as the guests.
These debating unions don’t only debate. They have headquarters like smaller but posher versions of most SUs, with a bar, library and a few social facilities. They charge for membership (none too cheap) and some students find them quite elitist (and not in a good way).
A few other universities, especially the Oxbridge reject universities, have similar cosy arrangements (the Durham Union Society, for instance). Other universities, however, have debating clubs (or ‘mooting’ societies, as they’re sometimes known) that are more down-to-earth, such as Aberdeen University’s ‘Debater’.
CLUBS AND SOCS
Every university has clubs and societies, set up by the students, run by the student members and doing whatever the students want. They’re almost always part-funded by small membership fees, less small contributions from the students’ union (who also tend to lay down a few rules and guidelines such as that any student can join and that there be no financial corruption, no racism — nothing too onerous).
Some universities — such as Birkbeck, Buckingham, the Courtauld and London Institutes — only have a handful. Others — such as Birmingham, Bristol, Edinburgh, Hull, Lancaster, Manchester and Oxbridge — have a hundred or more.
They split into various kinds:
- The sports clubs, which often field the university’s teams.
- The academic clubs, which are usually course-related and are often run by a brown-noser in the department.
- The bog-standard hobby and interest clubs that most universities have, including everything from sci-fi to film, photography to animal rights, Amnesty to the orchestra.
- The political clubs — usually party-related and often fielding candidates for SU elections.
- The religious clubs.
- The international and cultural societies, which often provide a meeting place and a forum for particular ethnic groups (such as Afro-Caribbeans) and overseas students from a certain country.
- The welfare groups, which, like the international and cultural societies exist to support minorities and special interest groups such as postgrads, mature students, students with families, and lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender students.
- The off-the-wall and wacky clubs.
In the last category, it’s hard to believe that some of them actually do anything and weren’t set up just because someone though of an amusing name. For example, there are the various Odd Socs around the country (if they got together surely they could make some pairs), Bristol’s Flat Caps & Ferrets Society and Sunderland’s Hat Society.
But many are disturbingly serious (or seriously disturbing). To name but a few: Rocky Horror (Essex); Sword & Sorcery (Keele); Chill-Out Society (Edinburgh); Home Brewing (Cambridge); Chocolate Appreciation (Bristol); Blackadder Appreciation (Oxford); Cheerleaders (Glamorgan); Curry Society (Warwick); James Bond Appreciation (Royal Holloway); Laugh Out Loud (Manchester) and assorted Monty Python, Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett Appreciation Societies all over the place.
If you have your own freakish fascination, you can bet there are other students out there somewhere who share your fetish and who may be only too keen to share it. Indeed, chances are they’ve already set up a club at some university to cater for your obsession. If it’s important to you, it may be a clincher when it comes to picking a university.
However, if you find yourself sadly unique in your devotion to an unusual pastime, never fear. If you can persuade enough other students at your university to join your strange society, so long as it’s (more or less) legal, you may be able to start your own. Of course, it’s easier if it’s already there.
ANYTHING ELSE
It’s not just clubs and societies that you can set up. Universities weren’t born with radio stations and theatre groups. Some student started them up once upon a time (usually with SU funding) and others kept them going.
Whatever your interest, the right university for you is a stimulating environment in which to get your act together.
Every university has a unique set of clubs, groups, and organisations supporting students’ interests as diverse as dogs and dandelions.
What is more, these activities don’t exist in a vacuum. They affect the atmosphere of the place, define it even. Somewhere with active Christian groups feels different from somewhere without them and somewhere with thesps in every nook feels different from somewhere where the nooks are occupied by hacks or rugger buggers or business students.
Choose a university where your interests are catered for and you’ll usually find the atmosphere slots right into place too.